Police Clips had this hilarious post (911 transcript) from earlier this morning:
It reads:
A male is attempting to break into the callers home. He is nekid with a bucket on his head. The caller said that he was also digging in their garden. She said that he dumped out their flower pot and put the pot on his head. The caller thought that the male was either drunk or high. Without labeling, him it is safe to say he is a pothead.
That's a helluva state to be in at 8:15am on a Tuesday morning!